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Volume 10 Number 08                                                                                                              May 2010

 

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Have A Wonderful Labor Day!

INCREASE YOUR ZEN IN 2010!

 

These are some beautiful scenery, homes, people and animals.

(You will need to click on the pages to see comments etc.)

Beautiful Pictures and Places

 

 

This is beautiful and worth your time to view.

Whether you have been to Europe or not, you will enjoy viewing this! These are PAINTINGS not photographs !

It should give you some peace.

 Paintings

 

Again August was a very slow month for new business and recoveries reflected it.

We can't collect what hasn't been assigned.....

 

Second Month of Third Quarter Is Gone!!

We have now gone through the second month of the third quarter of 2010!

 It is time to take charge of your past dues.

The value of your receivables that are a year old is $.10 on the dollar.

 

Why Are You Waiting Until They Are Dead!!

 If you have past dues let us collect them. We are collecting on accounts when placed when they are still in business....

The earlier you use CSI services the sooner your

Cash Flows!

   

     

I AM

CONFUSED!

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 


2.  Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" 
when we are already there? 

10.
 Why are they called " stands" when they are made for sitting? 

11.
 Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 

12.
 Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 

13.
 Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 

14. 
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 

15.
 Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 

16.
 If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? 

17.
 If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 

18.
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

19.
 If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? 

20.
 Why is bra singular and panties plural? 

21.
 Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
 
when you know the batteries are dead? 

22.
 Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 

23.
 How come abbreviated is such a long word? 

      24. 
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

26.
 Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? 

27.
Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?


28.  Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?


                                 
 

 
   

 

THE MORAL OF THE STORY

Why? How? If?

No matter when or where you studied, it doesn't matter. You probably didn't learn the answers to the above questions.

 

 

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